Easy E and Jazzy Jack

So....Eric gives the kids their bath most nights. I often hear them making rhymes but never pay too much attention. Jack, however, is at the age where he takes everything in. It doesn't take to much repetition before something becomes ingrained and repeated often. (Note to self: watch what you say around Jack he will repeat it!) As i went up to check on their bed time progress one evening i hear the lyrics to Easy E and Jazzy Jack's new rap. It was created in order to persuade Jack to brush his crazy hair. It continues to be added to but these are the lyrics for now.

Jack smack, booty crack.
What is wrong with your hair it looks all whack.
It's down in the front,
and up in the back.
It looks like you got attacked
By what? By what?
A duck!
Sounds like you got bad luck!

Jazzy Jack performs

I pray his gnarly rapping abilities pay off. I have high hopes. HA! This is why God made moms. :)