Miracle Workers v. Shakers and Bakers

Last night's game was quite eventful. The other team only had three players but they were on the older side and had experience. We had five of our players there so i was feeling confident. The game started and....SCORE! What? It wasn't the tank. It was the other team. WOW. We are in for a doozie tonight. They are off again. they go up and down the field a few times and it looks more like a one on one game with Kensley and the other teams lead player. All the other kids were just running around behind them. Jack must not have been in the mood to really get in the game because most of the time he was on the other end of the field walking around. We still aren't sure what was going on but he was an airplane for a bit and then in a sumo stance. He also made tons of facial expressions at the ground, picked a few blades of grass, and walked on all fours, briefly. All the while Kensley and Josh are running up and down the field with the ball. Josh is the only one doing any scoring. Our team started to diminish. After halftime only two of our players were on the field. How had we fallen from glory so quickly??? My faith was renewed when two more of our players joined in. Turns out they were in the bathroom. On an up note, Jack did actually kick the ball twice, i use the word "kick" loosely. He was being an airplane and they kicked the ball right at him. I was so excited. I thought here is his chance. I start yelling "GO JACK, KICK THE BALL, GO JACK!!". The other kids are all kicking at the ball resting at Jack's feet. They get it and off they go. Jack is still an airplane and i believe he never knew the ball was there. Aghhhhhh! He would later get another shot. Same thing. Except this time he was in his sumo stance. Will he ever learn?? Turns out this is the third season for Kensley and Josh. Apparently in their first seasons they picked grass too. There is hope. We ended up losing 6 to 7. The Shakers and Bakers definitely shaked and baked. I tried to get pictures of most of Jack's activities on the field. Enjoy.