Now, for the funny stories.
Jack learned magic:
I was in my bathroom trying to get my hair fixed before we went to gymnastics. I don't often get to do this so i was taking my time even though the kids weren't fully dressed. Jack came to the bathroom door only dressed in a t-shirt. I questioned him about where his underwear had disappeared to but i couldn't seem to get an answer out of him. I did notice he was scratching his "hiney" (as we call it). I tried to ignore it thinking it would pass but finally i had to tell him to stop. I asked if he needed to use the potty and he said no. Then Jack announced "look what i found!" and in his hand was a quarter! Yes, he said he found a quarter in his hiney and it was magic! HA! Any magician can pull a coin out of your ear! :) God love him!
Ella loves deliveries:
I was upstairs with the boys when Ella comes up insisting i come to the door. "Why?" i asked. She said there was a man and she thought he wanted to give us something. The delight in her eyes was too much! I was thinking it was UPS or FedEx so i run down thinking i have to sign for something only to find a man holding a three pack of Brawny paper towels! Because our door is half glass i shoot Ella a dirty look and wonder at what age it would be okay to explain to her to hide from people like this, I open the door. I am bum rushed. What, i'm sorry, excuse me???? Then i find myself holding onto a package of paper towels watching a man unpack a Kirby vacuum cleaner in my living room! UGH! Ella gets no more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for LIFE!! What was only going to take a minute takes 2 and a half hours. I still won't say yes. I tell them i have to talk to my husband. They leave only with the promise to return when he is home. YEAH! That was a promise they kept. Another 2 and a half hours later, half my carpet has been cleaned, most of my bed vacuumed and even a section of my wall and ceiling have been sucked free of dust by the Kirby. My husband buys the vacuum! So now i am the proud owner of a Kirby vacuum that looks like it came right out of the 1950s. Now i feel like i should vacuum the walls and ceilings, just because i can. Thanks Ella!
And now my little John:John has figured out how to take his diaper off. I guess he just likes to be naked. I don't normally have a problem with my kids running around naked (less laundry for me). However, i am leery when they are his age. As i was in and out of the kitchen cooking dinner i caught him in the hall.... sans his diaper. I got him pinned down and got a fresh one on. I headed back to the kitchen only to find.....too little too late! Yes, he left me a big heap in the floor. This is not meant to be a funny story! As you can tell by looking at his face when i caught him i gave him a good beat down! HA! That was just a joke!! No calls to child protective services please. His black eye is courtesy of his crib or siblings (not sure which, could be both) and the head and nose were the consequence of uncooperative New Balance tennis shoes and the road (twice). What can i say, it is a hard knock life. He is still adorable!
1 comment:
I bet you love your Kirby..is Eric an easy sell? Bet he's not enjoying football season, huh? Roll Tide!
That Jack is REALLY a magician..he's soooo funny. I know you have a blast with those three!
Much love,
Auntie D
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